my moms friend bragging about her daughter's fame Her friend: does you daughter have friends
My mom: of course, would you ask that?
Her friend: well my daughter has 3893 friends on facebook i saw it and she's really known at school. Im so proud!
My mom: my daughter runs a blog with 97 thousand followers
Her friend: ...
My mom: ...
Her friend: ...
My mom: ...
Her friend: ...
My mom: ...
Her friend: so do you like tea?

Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.